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Practical tips for coming over to the National Catholic Church (PNCC)

Ben Johnson from Western Orthodoxy has a great post for folks who may be considering Western Orthodoxy in Practical Tips for a Move to Western Orthodoxy. As many bloggers (and churchy folks) know, the surest form of flattery is theft. Therefore, with due acknowledgment, the following is my version entitled: Practical tips for coming over to the National Catholic Church (PNCC).

First, I offer this from my perspective. If you are contemplating a move to the PNCC the ultimate source of information and approbation (for groups and entire parishes) is the proper diocesan Bishop and the Prime Bishop (address and contact information at the bottom of the post). These are great and generous men, and each has the Spirit’s gift of discernment. They are not aloof and will open their doors to you and yours, just to talk, just to ask, just to see. If you are coming over as an individual you should inquire of your local pastor.

Second, I know that there are a lot of folks, communities, parishes, and groups out there that may be searching. They may be contemplating a break from the Roman Catholic or Episcopal Church for one or more reasons (all are well known — the Church being too liberal/conservative, too much conflict, too much change, they took my parish/ministry away, they closed my church/ministry, personal reasons, etc.). As someone who has been through each of those, and some more than once, I empathize. I wish someone had written something like this, to inform me, and to welcome me. So this is my effort at providing the thing I needed, to offer some insight and a hand of welcome.

Third, this list will not recount the teachings, documents, and history of the PNCC. The PNCC is in the process of developing an encyclopedia, as part of its vast set of resources, available for that purpose. I couldn’t possibly cover it all, or do it justice, even if I wrote for the rest of my life. If you want more, start with the PNCC tab at the top of my blog, the PNCC website, and the PNCC bookstore. This is really about you, your journey, and what you might expect and experience.

  1. It is about you. If you are actively involved in a parish and in your Church, or if you have deep and long standing connections to your Church and parish, you may well be going through a period of transition that involves feelings of hurt, anger, resentment, or abandonment. You may be in the midst of an attempt to understand the dichotomy that is Church, something universal yet local, perfect yet filled with imperfection, witnessing yet failing to witness. You may even feel guilt at having questions. If we believe that we are nothing more than random molecules we might come to the conclusion that being buffeted around is just a part of life, random and without meaning. But, we believe something different. The challenges we face are part of a process, motivated by the Holy Spirit, which moves us from complacency, which prompts us to take a negative, a hurt, even anger, and to turn them to good, to God’s use. We know that this is about us. The fruit of this process, and our progress along the path to eternal life in Christ, depends on how we witness during this pivitol time. The PNCC has always taught that each and every person must come freely, and be given the freedom to decide. My personal witness is that my hurt, my despair, the insults, pain, and guilt that I faced, were turned to good within the PNCC. It is, as our Prime Bishop often states, a gem of a Church. It is beautiful and priceless because it reflects a true partnership between God and His people.
  2. It is about being Catholic. Being Catholic is not about the Bishop of Rome (i.e., the Pope). Being Catholic is about something bigger than a single man-made office. It is creedal, conciliar, sacramental, and is foundational. It is over 2,000 years of history, not as history, but as a path of living witness to the truth — of which we are a part. It is about certain core truths being objective truth, and yet great latitude in that which is outside the core. It is about your desire for change, a desire that the Holy Church work with you on your path to eternal life, as teacher, as supporter, as counselor, and as witness. The PNCC is one, holy, catholic, apostolic, and democratic. It doesn’t just rest upon the scripture and the synods of the first millennia, it lives that Catholic faith, that Catholic truth, in its daily witness. My personal witness is that the PNCC is my Catholic home, in all its fullness, in all its truth. The PNCC has opened the path to true conversion and regeneration, working with me in my desire to live as our Lord and Savior asked. The Catholic Church is not about the change I want, it is the road to the change I need.
  3. There are unfortunate realities. When you decide to explore outside of your long-term faith community you have to be prepared to face certain realities, some of which are sad and unfortunate. Recall the passage from the Gospel according to St. Luke (Luke 17:11-19). Jesus heals ten lepers, yet only one returns to give Him thanks. On occasion you may feel like that one in ten. If you are part of a group, not all may make, or choose to make, the transition to the PNCC. How you treat those who stay behind, or make another choice, is vitally important, because we must continue to witness Christian charity, love, and partnership in common cause. Will others be as generous? Reality is that some will shun you. Some will refer to you as a schismatic, a heretic, or a betrayer. You may be faced with a vast lack of understanding as to what the PNCC believes and practices (unfortunately there is a glaring lack of factual information out there) from which flow all sorts of accusations. Your Roman Catholic friends may refer to you as third class, outer ring Catholics. The Roman Church and the Episcopal Church will likely bar you from use of your former parish, even if it is closed. If you attempt to buy the property you supported and built there will be severe restrictions in the deed, which will be enforced. Sadly, some things will have to be left behind, and based on experience, the court fight isn’t worth it because it distracts from what is essential. Your decision may stress family relationships, friendships, and causes that you may value. My personal witness is that Christian love, charity, and a thorough study of what the PNCC believes and teaches is the sure remedy to conflict. In 1904 the First Synod of the PNCC declared: “Referring to other Christian communities, we state that we do not condemn any one of them. We sympathize with every Church whose object is to ennoble and sanctify man and bring the Gospel of Jesus and peace to humanity.” In a nutshell, that statement captures the aim and vision of a member of the PNCC, the desire for unity with and for God, God who lives and works among us in raising up humanity to its ultimate destiny. There will be crosses, hurts, and insults to bear. Expectations will go unfulfilled. This is the most difficult part of the road, and there is no easy answer. Yet, after time, you will find that forgiveness and kindness are the salve for those unfortunate realities.
  4. How do I get there? You have to connect with the reality of the old adage: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. The best start is at Holy Mass at a local parish. If you have a group invite a PNCC priest to offer Holy Mass for you. That should be followed with lots of talking, preferably over a plate of food 🙂 . Invite a PNCC priest or deacon to visit with you or your group. A talk with members at a local parish, our clergy, and our Bishops will resolve a few questions, and in all likelihood open lots of other questions. Catholicism in the PNCC is experiential and relational. The full on experience cannot be judged by one encounter, one Holy Mass, one conversation. You need to go to the well quite a few times before you have enough — and surprisingly, there is never enough. The PNCC has always been a teaching Church, and the learning never ends. At some point you will know, this is home. Whether you get there or not, whether you become a member or not, there is no bar or card check. The PNCC welcomes you to share faith in Jesus Christ and to live His Gospel message. That is my witness. I came and I stayed because I was welcome, without cost, without price (Revelation 22:17).
  5. Ok, ok, what should I expect at Holy Mass.
    • If you are Roman Catholic expect Holy Mass that is similar — but not the same — as what you experience every week. If you are High Church Episcopalian/Anglican you will feel very comfortable;
    • There are three possible Rites for the Holy Mass (Traditional, Contemporary, and the Bishop Hodur Rite). All services are in English or the predominant language of the people in that parish (Polish, Spanish, French, etc.);
    • Every Holy Mass conveys three sacraments – Penance, the Sacrament of the Word, and the Holy Eucharist;
    • Holy Mass may be preceded by Matins (morning prayer), the Asperges (generally at the week’s principal Holy Mass), and on the first Sunday of each month may conclude with Solemn exposition and benediction.
    • There is a “Hymn to the Holy Spirit” between the Gospel and the homily and there is always a homily because the proclamation and teaching of the Word conveys sacramental grace. Kneel during the hymn — ask the Holy Spirit to enlighten you.
    • The Nicene Creed is fully orthodox – we recite “I believe” and that the Holy Spirit “proceeds from the Father” (not the Father and Son);
    • We do things like — make the sign of the cross, strike our breasts, kneel, and bow — a lot. Bow when the name “Jesus Christ” is said or when we pray the first part of the Doxology “Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.” Make the sign of the cross at the end of the Gloria, the Nicene Creed, and during the Sanctus (Holy, holy, holy – at “Blessed is He who comes in the Name of the Lord”). Strike your breast during the Confetior and the Lamb of God. We kneel at the words “…and became man.” in the Creed, during the Canon (the Eucharistic Prayer) and before Holy Communion. If you are not used to this, don’t worry, you won’t get criticized, be called on on the carpet, and you won’t be excommunicated. Just be aware that the folks next to you will do it and try your best in following along.
    • All baptized Christians, properly disposed, and having a true faith and belief in the real presence of Jesus Christ in the elements of bread and wine (mixed with water), are welcome to receive the Eucharist. The Eucharist is given by intinction (the Body of Christ is dipped into the Blood of Christ) and is placed on the tongue by the Bishop, priest, or deacon. If you cannot receive the precious blood for health reason, the deacon, priest, or Bishop will place the host on your tongue. Only a deacon, priest, or Bishop may touch the Holy Eucharist and as such, the Holy Eucharist is never placed in a lay person’s hand.
  6. Ok, ok, what should I expect in a PNCC Parish.
    • All parishes are formed in conformity with the Constitution and Laws of the PNCC;
    • The parish building, its assets, and its funds are owed and managed by those who are members of the PNCC. The clergy involves itself in the spiritual welfare of the parish while the parish committee handles its financial and civil welfare. Both work in concord for the betterment of the parish, the spiritual well bring of its adherents, and its evangelism and mission to the world. The parish committee is elected by all members and is required to report to them on all matters concerning the parish, its management, and its finances. Every member has a voice and a vote in the parish. A parish may not be dissolved without the consent of its members (Article VI, Section 3.)
    • Each parish elects members to represent it at Diocesan and Church Synods (Article VII, Section 1(5) et. seq.)
    • Married bishops, priests, and deacons. The vast majority of our clergy are married and have families.
    • Responsiveness – to your needs, spiritual and material. We live as family and are always willing to chip-in and help out. Our sister organization, the PNU, provides support to its members in times of trouble.
    • Roots – the PNCC was founded by emigrants and we value everyones ethnic and cultural roots.
    • A School of Christian Living
    • Various organizations: The YMS of R, the ANS, a PNU Branch, Choir, Youth Organization, Mission and Evangelism committee, Literary Society, and PTO among others. You’ll find some variant from parish to parish. The major societies like the YMS of R, ANS, PNU, and Youth Group are separate organizations with their own constitution, treasury, and membership requirements. They each work to support the parish and their organizational purposes. Organizations like the YMS of R and PNU provide funding so that parish youth can attend national events like Convo, Kurs, and the acolyte retreat. All PNCC members are strongly encouraged to become members of the PNU. The PNU provides college stipends for its youth. The National United Choirs provides music scholarships for the Church’s youth.
  7. Other similarities and differences? There are other similarities and differences, most particularly experienced by those who have a Roman Catholic background.
    • The Church’s understanding of Original Sin, Hell, the Devil, and eternal life is more in line with the Orthodox Church’s theology than with the Roman Catholic Church’s legalistic understanding.
    • We do not recognize Papal infalibility (the Church is only infallible in Council), or the defined dogmas of the Immaculate Conception, or the Assumption of Mary.
    • We do not recognize or accept things like indulgences or purgatory, nor do we recognize relics as something to be sold or trafficked in.
    • We have instituted Solemnities including the Solemnity of the Humble Shepherds, The Christian Family, Of Brotherly Love, and The Institution of the PNCC.
    • Ember Days, Rorate Holy Mass, the Pre-Lenten Season (Septuagesima, Sexagesima, Quinquagesima).
    • The Eucharistic Fast is two hours prior to reception of the Holy Eucharist.
    • Fridays, outside of the Christmas and Easter seasons are days of abstinance (no meat). Wednesdays and Fridays during Lent, including Holy Wednesday through Holy Saturday, are also days of abstinance.
    • The Church has an active, paraliturgical devotional life which includes things like traditional devotions (Litanies, Rosary, Stations of the Cross, Lamentations, Matins and Vespers) as well as Bible Study and programs like the Alpha Course.
    • The Church is ecumenically active in organizations like Christian Churches Together in the USA (CCT), The Consultation on Common Texts, and the National Council of Churches. We have on-going discussions with other Churches, such as the Roman Catholic Church, and have agreements with the Roman Church related to sacramental hospitatility (PNCC members may receive the Eucharist, penance, and annointing in a Roman Catholic parish if no PNCC parishes are nearby; as long as we maintain our own discipline).

If you are part of a group or parish considering the establishment of a PNCC parish you should contact:

The Office of the Prime Bishop
Most Rev. Anthony Mikovsky
1006 Pittston Avenue
Scranton, Pennsylvania 18505-4109
(570) 346-9131
(570) 346-2125
(570) 346-2188 (fax)

If you are seeking, for yourself and your family, visit your local parish. You are truly welcome in the PNCC.

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Upcoming events at my home parish

A few of the upcoming liturgies and events at my home parish: Holy Name of Jesus National Catholic Church — PNCC, 1040 Pearl Street, Schenectady, NY 12303:

  • Saturday, November 1st, 11am – Noon: Confessions for adults and children
  • Saturday, November 1st, Noon: Holy Mass for All Saints Day
  • Sunday, November 2nd, 9:30am: Holy Mass for the 31st Sunday in Ordinary Time
  • Sunday, November 2nd, 7pm: All Souls Day Remembrance Service and Wypominki – the reading of the Rote of the Dearly Departed.
  • Saturday, November 8th, 4 – 7pm: Pennsylvania Dutch Chicken Dinner (eat-in or take-out). Tickets are $9 for adults and $5 for children under 10 years of age.

Please come and join us. All are welcome.

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The best vodka in town

I love Vodka, and especially Polish vodka, more properly Polskie wódki. While Polish Vodka gets its shelf space in U.S. liquor stores, most shoppers still miss out on the vast variety of types and styles available. This article from the Sydney Morning Herald explores the history and variety found in the world of Polish vodka: The best vodka in town.

Here are some of the types and styles I have tried:

  • Belvedere
  • Chopin
  • Luksusowa
  • Wyborowa
  • Żubrówka (3 ways – the original, homemade using bison grass from Białowieża, and the U.S. import)
  • Extra Żytnia
  • Lanique Vodka (kosher from فańcut Distillery)
  • Królewska

I encourage you to drop a note to your local proprietor and ask that they carry a selection of Polish vodkas. Of course enjoy responsibly.

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Propositions on Christian Theology: A Pilgrim Walks the Plank

Ben Myers of Faith & Theology has several postings on Propositions on Christian Theology, a new book by Kim Fabricius. See Propositions on Christian theology: a new book by Kim Fabricius! and Endorsements for Kim’s new book.

The book consists of Mr. Fabricius’ “10 propositions” series as well as poetry and hymns he has written. These propositions have informed many of my homilies. They are more than an exposition of thoughts, or rubrics on theology, they are an series of unveilings. Each word and phrase takes you deeper and deeper into our life in God, opening new doors, new expectations. Before you know it, you begin to imagine yourself as someone who can understand the deepest theology. You begin to think that you can comprehend God.

The following is from Mike Higton’s foreword:

You will find some propositions in this book on dull sermons and others on holy laughter, some on the Nicene Creed and others on the nature of heresy, some on human sexuality and others on all-too-human hypocrisy, some on the role of angels and others on the location of hell, and still others on fasting and feasting, peace and policing, grace and gratitude —“ but don’t be fooled into thinking that it is simply a scattershot miscellany. Proposition by proposition, aphorism by aphorism, this book provides a solid training in how to think theologically —“ how to break and remake your thought in the light of God’s grace.

I highly recommend Propositions on Christian Theology: A Pilgrim Walks the Plank (Carolina Academic Press, 2008), 228 pp. It is currently available from Amazon, or at a pre-publication discount from the publishers.

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Homogeneity, neighborhoods, the good life…

I found an interesting article at The Catholic Thing: Neighborhoods Thrive Throughout America wherein the author states:

—It is easy to see in this mutuality of obligation,— writes sociologist Andrew Greeley, —a continuation in the urban environment of the old peasant loyalties of village and clan.—

The Catholic immigrant experience proved that homogenous neighborhoods can enhance American urban life —“ quite a contrast the 1960s big-government social engineers who, in the name of urban renewal, turned many of them into municipal deserts.

I refer to this as the good life because this environment, the associations created therein, and as the author states, this “mutuality,” is part and parcel of God’s design for mankind. We are designed to grow in our understanding of our obligations toward each other. We are meant to act within a supportive and connected community, valuing our family and our neighbor (Luke 10:29). The good life is found in communities that build up and support the right aspirations of their members — aspirations founded in the Gospel and the teachings of the Church. The confluence of right teaching and communal membership forms a microcosm for teaching and passing on an understanding of our moral, social, and religious obligations.

From experience we know that such communities were not without their sins and shortcomings. That is where we all fall short. That said, we must not negate the greater value provided by those communities all-the-while rushing headlong into forced unanimity. As we have ventured into new, unexplored, individualistic territories, under the mask of unanimity, we have seen the fabric of society torn in numerous ways. As recent events tell we have all played the role of robber-baron in an attempt to claw to the top, enriching ourselves at the cost of family, community, and our nation’s treasure.

As our PNCC experienceThe author notes the growth of ethnic rather than territorial parishes in urban centers. The National Church movement was a key motivator in this arena. R.C. bishops were focused on homogenization, but homogenization into the culture, language, and traditions they personally espoused at the expense of people’s natural connections. demonstrates, the joining together of the component parts of the universal Church is not a denial of the Church’s universality, but rather a strengthening of its component parts – each offering its skills, talents, and abilities to the enrichment of the wider community.

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Posting spree, life, and gifts

Notice today’s posting spree? I can start by saying that I would have loved to spread this out as background information arrived, but this past weekend was just a bit too physically challenging for me. I felt absolutely lousy all weekend. I actually missed Holy Mass on Sunday – the first time in years. Needless to say, posting to the blog wasn’t high on the priority list. I feel much better now and have a burst of energy. I guess I just needed rest, light eating, and as always, God’s blessing. A measure of my renewed energy comes from the inspiration for many of these posts.

The source of many of today’s posts comes from a benefactor whom I truly admire – a storehouse of knowledge on the PNCC and a person I see as a true lover of the PNCC. I came home today to discover several items that he mailed, a publication from the Orthodox Christian Mission Center and a brochure from the University of Michigan’s Copernicus Endowment. I am looking through both while writing these words. More to come after I reflect on what’s there.

I am truly grateful for these gifts – not because they are things, but because of the time one man, with more knowledge and grace then I will ever have, spends in being the giver of gifts.

Bardzo dziękuje i Bóg zapłać Pan Władysław!

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Information access overload

From the how much is too much category, the “conservative” Manhattan Institute for Policy Research (see their Wikipedia entry) under the guise of the “Empire Center For New York State PolicyAs the Young Fogey might say – not really conservative at all and just as interventionist as their “liberal” equals. These people are almost wholly interventionists of the neo-con G.W. Bush advising variety which makes things even worse” has published SeeThroughNY.

You can go there and faithfully study every public employee’s pay. You can search by name or by agency. This is a trend among people posing as open government/good government types. Ohio went so far as to publish every public employee’s pay and home address until they were stopped.

You probably should avoid the site for awhile since their servers are getting bombarded. When I checked their site earlier today I found that their web programmers left a few of the pages, including the one for searching public payrolls, completely unsecured. Anyone could have deleted large chunks of the site through a simple to use interface at the top of the page. It is one of those really stupid things people do when they are in a hurry.

Of course most of the State’s citizenry could care less. They’re worried about larger more personal matters. This stuff generally appeals to government workers (especially those with a grudge against the boss), political hacks, folks with a ax to grind, and those wanting to track down people who have seized their assets because of tax evasion, who have arrested them, who have audited them, or who have evaded them only by obtaining a restraining order (the ex-spouses and stalkers).

Now, all this information is public and a state’s citizens have a right to that information. Prior to publishing this site any citizen could get the very same data by making a FOIL request. For those with bad intent that at least left a paper trail and was self policing. Now those folks can do it from the comfort of their home computer.

By the way, the Manhattan Institute (see the People for the American Way report on these folks) publishes the salaries of their highest paid employees and directors via their IRS filings. Here’s a copy of their 2006 Form 990. You will note that their Chairman, Lawrence J. Mone pulled down a little over $400,000 in salary and deferred compensation in 2006. Since 1998 he’s received approximately $200,000 per year! Of course they don’t publish their entire payroll. I wonder what their lowest paid secretary, receptionist, or bathroom cleaner makes?

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Final moves to the Mac

Over the past two weeks I’ve been making my final moves to the Mac. I’ve been running Boot Camp with a copy of Windows XP because I needed to run a few programs. The things I delayed moving to the Mac platform were:

I had delayed in moving these because they had tons of data and take a bunch of work to get moved.

Quicken to Moneydance

The toughest was Quicken. The Mac version of Quicken is notoriously difficult and not everything transfers smoothly. In fact there are no programs out there that convert Quicken data easily or cleanly (i.e., don’t be fooled by anyone’s claims).

The other issue with Quicken is that the Mac version is way past its prime. They keep discussing a new version “coming soon” but I still think that they have not invested enough in their Mac line to make Intuit the software of choice.

In switching you just have to look at the scale of difficulty involved in all the available options and read a lot of reviews, hopefully locating the one that entails the least amount of pain. I chose Moneydance 2008. It took about two days to clean up all the transactions (note that they went back to 1993!!!) In the conversion there was limited duplication of entries. The biggest, most significant problem was with accounts where balances were brought forward from an archiving process in one account (like a checking account) and where the same transactions were not archived in the second account. To clean everything up I created a “Prior Transactions” account and moved the unmatched and duplicate transactions there. At the end I simply zeroed the Prior Transactions account balance. Not very elegant, but it worked. I just have to accept it as a one-off problem. Note too that I did not delete transactions because doing so makes the situation worse. If you have any accounting background think “T” accounts and having unmatched entries.

In the end I am finding Moneydance easier to use than Quicken. There is less in-the way and you get a clearer picture of your financial status. Quicken had simply evolved into bloatware. A lot of fancy bells and whistles that get in the way. Moneydance is simply clean, inexpensive, core Quicken – the Quicken I fell in love with years ago.

Legacy Family Tree to Reunion

Genealogy programs tend to transfer data easily. Gedcom files are the standard and most of the programs on the market, whether proprietary or freeware, export and import smoothly. No problem here. 2,535 individuals, 1,896 families all cleanly transferred.

The Reunion interface is much like the Legacy interface so it lends to a sense of familiarity. I like Reunion’s Mac look and feel. It also makes taking stuff to your local LDS Family History Center or National Archives Centers easier because it ports to your iPod.

Paperport to Yep!

This wasn’t a bad transition. I used Paperport for years, probably going back to version 9 or something earlier. Can’t quite recall. Anyway, I used it to store those all-too-important documents like explanations of medical benefits, bank statements, appliance manuals, etc. It helps to keep the paper down and I really dislike digging through old file folders.

In the newer version of Paperport those items are all stored in pdf format, but the older Paperport files are .max files. Paperport 11 has a batch converter so I changed all the .max files to pdfs. Yep! stores pdfs and is a the sort of application any blogger would love. It used tags to ID documents!!! It is great because you can get to documents through a tag cloud. You can also use as many tags as you like to describe a document. It allows new documents to be scanned in and is really easy to use.

On importing all my existing pdfs it automatically tagged them using the directory structure of the imported files (I simple copied over the “My Paperport Documents” folder and deleted all the extraneous files, i.e., those that were not pdfs).

Others

Publisher is gone – as I noted above I no longer need it. I’ll use iWork (even though I have Mac Office) for all my document publishing needs.

Homescan is the last holdout. They’ve been promising a Mac version of their apps. I hope that they hop on it. Mac users – let them know. Actually I would think that they would want to capture the Mac demographic.

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SpongeBob Kanciastoporty (Sponge Bob – Polish style)

From Mobile Entertainment: Nickelodeon inks Orange Poland deal

Mobile content key element of cross-platform launch into Poland by kids brand.

MTV Networks International today unveiled the latest addition to its growing portfolio, Nickelodeon Poland.

A content shopfront on the Orange World portal has been launched in support of a new TV channel serving up the likes of Dora the Explorer, Spongebob Squarepants and Jimmy Neutron.

Nickelodeon will also be launching online with a Polish language website which will provide users with an online community, games, downloads and an online broadband video platform.

Bhavneet Singh, managing director of MTVNI’s emerging markets division said: —Our Polish team has done a tremendous job in creating what will no doubt become the standout go-to destination for Polish kids of all ages both on and off-air—.

A household favorite – and now we can watch SpongeBob Kanciastoporty (Sponge Bob Squarepants), Patryk Rozgwiazda (Patrick), Skalmar (Squidward), Pan Krab (Eugeniusz H. Krab – i.e., Mr. Krabs), Gacuś (Gary) and Plankton (Sheldon J. Plankton) the next time we’re in Poland. 🙂