It appears that God is responsible for domestic abuse. From the Daily Mail: Outcry as clergy say calling God ‘He’ or ‘Lord’ encourages wife-beating:

Church of England leaders warned yesterday that calling God ‘He’ encourages men to beat their wives.

They told churchgoers they must think twice before they refer to God as ‘He’ or ‘Lord’ because of the dangers that it will lead to domestic abuse…

The new fine print disclaimer for those who believe such things:

Please note, we have not committed any errors, omissions, sins, grave wrongs, or evil. All such things are the fault of God (if you believe there is such a thing). Refer all questions to him. We hereby absolve ourselves. We further apologize for writing this, saying anything, saying we are sorry for saying anything, and everything.

Tip o’ the biretta to the Young Fogey.