Seán Finnegan of Valle Adurni posted a link to the Top Ten Orthodox Catholic Pick-up lines.

As Huw Raphael points out, by ‘Orthodox’ Seán means traditional small ‘o’ orthodox Roman Catholic. Huw then goes on to develop the Top Ten Orthodox catholic pick-up-lines in Pick up lines.

Not to be outdone, I am now posting the Top Ten Polish National Catholic Pick-up Lines (with requisite stealing from both the R.C. and Orthodox):

10. May I escort you to an Adoration Society meeting?

9. Hi. My buddy and I need you to help us settle a dispute: should we say “Niech będzie pochwalony Jezus Chrystus” or —Praise be the name of the Lord Jesus Christ—?

8. You know, you look absolutely great in that Góralska costume.

7. How did a nice [choose one: Irish, Japanese, African American, Hispanic, Italian, German, Swedish, Norwegian, Slovak, Lithuanian, Ukrainian] girl like you end up in a PNCC parish?

6. You don’t like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

5. You know, the bookstore at my parish sells The Apocalypse by Bishop Hodur.

4. Do you prefer the icon of Ostrabrama or Częstochowa?

3. Your lips remind me of the red binder on my PNU policy.

2. Will you stand next to me during the Asperges?

1. We’re making pierogi and gołąbki on Tuesday night, do you want to wrap or fill?