It is all over the blogsphere and the net… Michael Schiavo is remarried.

Now you would not expect that from the world’s most selfish man (marriage, commitment, etc.) but get this, he’s remarried, to his long time live in ‘lover’, the well know and public adulteress Jodi Centonze, in a Roman Catholic Church ceremony!

I guess she wanted to make her family proud.

Here’s Michael Schiavo professing his vows:

Oops, he let something slip…

It looks like the gates of hell are now located somewhere within the chancery halls of the St. Petersburg, Florida Roman Catholic diocese.

Among the comments I’ve seen:

From Stuck on Stupid

Michael Schiavo married his long time concubine a mere ten months after his legitimate wife’s death.

Mikey’s new wife better be sure that her life insurance is in a trust fund for someone other than her husband.

From Politik Ditto

Michael Schiavo, Noted Adulterer, Gets Re-Married

No word yet on whether or not the marriage vows included an addendum citing that if the bride were to unfortunately get into an accident that landed her in a vegetative state, that all bets would immediately be called off, like yunno, all that petty “for better or worse . . . in sickness or health” stuff.

From the Justice for Terri Schiavo site:

Terri Schiavo had to die in order for Michael Schiavo to make a mockery of traditional marriage vows for a second time.

From Thrown Back:

“The priest offered no homily”. Well, what could the priest say? “Don’t kill this one, Michael”?

I like this one.

From the St. Petersburgh Times:

“Except for the fact that the world knows their name, it was like any wedding you’ve ever been to,” said Michael Hirsh, who attended, and who is helping Michael Schiavo write a book.

Mr. Hirsh, it is not supposed to be like any other wedding, it is supposed to be a sacrament. Marriage in any truly Catholic Church is supposed to be holy. So I ask, why did they do it? Why be so evil? Go to the courts; get a judge or justice of the peace.

These people are sick across the board. They are also hypocrites.

Hey, Bishop Lynch (Bishop of St. Petersburg – his name is appropriate no?)

The adulterous couple you allowed to marry in your diocese:

• Are both divorced;
• Are the parents of two illegitimate children;
• Have lived together in a public adulterous relationship for over 10 years, right up to the day of marriage;
• Refused a Catholic funeral to a lifelong Catholic (Terri Schiavo)

But this is nothing for a bishop who:

• Eliminates Eucharistic adoration across the diocese
• Equates the —people of the Church— to Jesus Christ in the Eucharist
• Pays over $100,000 to quiet an abuse allegation against him
• Paid $25 million in no-bid construction contracts to a buddy of his
• Stayed silent on the whole Schiavo situation, did not follow the directives of his superiors, and went on vacation while she died.
• Will probably pay out millions in abuse settlements
• Is the Chairman of Catholic Relief Services – I’ll not be donating thank you.

If I were Roman Catholic I would be deeply embarrassed that this Bishop never met a scandal he couldn’t help but be involved in. He must be accident prone (or just stupid). Dante was right, hell is paved with the skulls of bishops.